Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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