This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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