I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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