If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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