you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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