i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.