Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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(209): View more from California

i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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(630): View more from Illinois

we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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(915): View more from Texas

You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs

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(860): View more from Connecticut

she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

I have got to meet this girl.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.

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(702): View more from Nevada

On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.

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