Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again