thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
