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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven

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• (716): View more from New York

  I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I pour the whiskey from now on

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• (315): View more from New York

  Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI

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