Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!

  (1-313): View more from Michigan

  "omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!! (1-313): "omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore" http://tfl.nu/6kn3
  Replies (20) Good night (705) Bad night (1455)
• Favorite

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (601): I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker http://tfl.nu/yjj7
  Replies (1) Good night (669) Bad night (1437)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Five things that make you perfect. Go.

  (1-918): View more from Oklahoma

  The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): Five things that make you perfect. Go. (1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses. http://tfl.nu/ni7m
  Replies (26) Good night (6404) Bad night (1043)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love http://tfl.nu/fb9k
  Replies (4) Good night (3337) Bad night (642)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it? http://tfl.nu/4s1d
  Replies (34) Good night (1999) Bad night (4552)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants? http://tfl.nu/24sn
  Replies (7) Good night (3687) Bad night (1167)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  he fucked my hip out of place.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): he fucked my hip out of place. http://tfl.nu/0lgh
  Replies (11) Good night (5242) Bad night (946)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel http://tfl.nu/tjoe
  Replies (8) Good night (2782) Bad night (915)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather. http://tfl.nu/kdej
  Replies (10) Good night (3016) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster http://tfl.nu/yuhk
  Replies (4) Good night (480) Bad night (1368)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room http://tfl.nu/kejm
  Replies (1) Good night (738) Bad night (272)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment. (603): naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS. http://tfl.nu/yhfs
  Replies (5) Good night (1873) Bad night (329)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf http://tfl.nu/ir0h
  Replies (2) Good night (657) Bad night (243)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?

  (1-519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!? (1-519): Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic? http://tfl.nu/6rsm
  Replies (1) Good night (666) Bad night (310)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys. http://tfl.nu/a792
  Replies (3) Good night (1040) Bad night (309)

Randomize