Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.