Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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