She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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