I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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