How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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