I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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