I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
well you can't waste a boner
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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