When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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