Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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