i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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