I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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