I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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