I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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