what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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