fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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