just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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