im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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