is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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