you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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