i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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