I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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