I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You're like the curious george of whores
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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