I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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