I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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