Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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