NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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