He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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