Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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