Yo dont text me then not text me
he thought i was a dude.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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