its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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