the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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