You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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