Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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