Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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