Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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