The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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