She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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