do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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