That's intense
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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