that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I think i got beer on your cat.
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