from now on my penis is your penis
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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