The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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