Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
