Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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