If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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