# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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