i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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