Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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