what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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